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"Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live. "
- Dorothy Parker
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"Here we are all, by day; By night we're hurled
By dreams each one, into a several world."
|[Lipstick Kisses]|
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"Here we are all, by day; By night we're hurled
By dreams each one, into a several world."
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"Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!"
2 Corinthians 5:17
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That's what your mom said, before I shaved her back! ATHF
Is there some tread left on those tires, or is it just like throwing a hot dog down the hallway? Family Guy
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